Thomas Moran Moonlit Seascape

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Ridcully looked the elegantly dressed stranger up and down or, rather, down and further down.
Terry Pratchett
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Ponder peered over Ridcully’s shoulder.
“Are you really an outrageous liar?”
“No.”
“Why are you trying to rob coaches, then?”
“I am afraid I was waylaid by bandits.”
“But it says here,” said Ridcully, “that you are a finest swordsman.”
“I was outnumbered.”
“How many of them were there?”
“Three million.”look like a dwarf,” he said, “apart from the height, that is.”“Don’t look like a dwarf apart from the height?”“I mean, the helmet and iron boots department is among those you are lacking in,” said Ridcully.The dwarf bowed and produced a slip of pasteboard from one grubby but lace-clad sleeve.“My card,” he said.It read:S^ayyz^ G>a^<2^wza^WORLD’S SECOND GREATEST LOVER FINEST SWORDSMAN SOLDIER OF FORTUNEOUTRAGEOUS LIAR STEPLADDERS